Let’s Get The Banned Back Together

Let's Get the Banned Back Together - 5 LOVE CAMP 7 1969

Well it couldn’t stay fun for long. On the flip side of the silly splattery slapstick, the movie monsters, fake blood and prosthetics…this. The first true 'exploitation' in our 'exploration'.
A nasty little exercise in soft core women-in-prison unpleasantness, the movie that launched the thankfully short-lived nazisploitation trend, from the director of Mondo Bizarro, Love Is A 4 Letter Word and Hollywood’s World Of Flesh. This early effort virtually created this unpleasant Women In Prison genre of exploitation picture, whihc brought us 1971s Women in Cages and 72s The Big Bird Cage both giving the world an early glimpse of the legendary Pam “Foxy Brown” Grier. 
WHO are the two brave women sent to enemy territory to be picked up and imprisoned?
WHAT is the weapons-grade secret they have been sent to retrieve from poor Martha Grossman?
HAS this entire piece of nonsense really been shot on one cardboard set over a weekend?
HOW MANY times can they claim this is a true story shot on location when it clearly is snuffy titillating drivel knocked up by a bored theatre group?
HONESTLY - the German Shepherd is the only watchable thing in it. And he still looks like a wrong ‘un.
God bless the BBFC who got rid of this forever. If you want to know how and why, join me for an adults only edition of Lets Get The Banned Back Together – Episode 5. LOVE CAMP 7
Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has written for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.
“Entertaining, sometimes brilliantly funny…” Chortle.co.uk

Let's Get The Banned Back Together - 4 THE MAD DOCTOR OF BLOOD ISLAND 1969

Oh he’s a mad doctor all right. Not like your usual furious GP. He’s not banging on about NHS cuts, Health Secretary appointments or Covid Mask policies. He’s mad…with power!
A year after one Romero set the horror bar high with Night Of The Living Dead, his namesake lowers it a good foot and a half with this Philippines jungle shocker!
WHY did a young boy bleed green blood and turn insane and drown himself…only to turn up 5 years later?
WHY do the dates on Dom Ramon's coffin not tally with the dates on the letters he sent his son?
And can you REALLY base a whole movie on a monster clearly created with Sellotape and lettuce?
Comedian, novelist and pub quiz host Richard Asplin takes you kill by kill through a spoilerific romp through the gravestones, ghouls and gore in episode 4 of this exploration into all the horror movies your government, your teachers and your parents NEVER wanted you to see!
Press play…if you dare…
Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has written for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph
"Entertaining...sometimes brilliantly funny..." Chortle.co.uk

Lets Get The Banned Back Together - 3 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 1968

Somehow from the same year as The Ghastly Ones, we – at last – discover what can happen when a skilful young director with high ideas meets offal-chewing ghouls with a low budget… the legendary NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD!
WHO is the monstrous man in the graveyard who attacks and eats young Johnny?
WHAT HAS BECOME of the owners of the abandoned house that hides corpses and rifles?
WILL the brave, bickering, brutal survivors get out alive as corpses begin to rise from the grave?
And HOW did George A Romero terrify a generation with exploding trucks, chicken-chewing children and one of the first black heroes in modern movies?  
Comedian, novelist and pub quiz host Richard Asplin takes you kill by kill through a spoilerific romp through the gravestones, ghouls and gore in a feature length episode 3 of this exploration into all the horror movies your government, your teachers and your parents NEVER wanted you to see!
Press play…if you dare…
 
Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has written for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.

"Banning For Beginners!" XXX Rated Extras - Bonus Episode 1 TEASER

Hello Ban Fans! Its me, your horror host Richard Asplin. Just dropping by for a moment to offer you a free glimpse into the first “XXX-Rated Extras” “Bonus Episode. This 50 minute feature length tour is a time-travelling spin full of quotes, re-enactments, trailers, and tribunals – telling the story of how the Video Nasty moral panic of the early eighties came about.
Key players, key movies – all from the comfort of a time-travelling Delorean. The full show will be available exclusively for subscribers – a club you can join via Patron or Apple Podcasts.
But to tempt you, here’s a little slice…

Lets Get The Banned Back Together - 2 GHASTLY ONES 1968

Next up, we fast forward 5 years to a shocking tale of whipping, wills, wigs and wickedness. It’s 1968’s BLOOD RITES! Aka THE GHASTLY ONES!
WHY have three couples received a spooky invitation to the old Crenshaw House?
WHY is the groundskeeper Colin kept chained in the basement?
WHO is painting bloody crosses and impaling guests on pitchforks?
And how did director Andy Milligan get the whole shoddy shambles in the can in 5 days?
Comedian, novelist and pub quiz host Richard Asplin takes you kill by kill through a spoilerific romp around the cardboard and crinoline of gothic horrors in episode 2 of this exploration into all the horror movies your government, your teachers and your parents NEVER wanted you to see!
Press play…if you dare…
Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has written for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.
https://letsgetthebannedbacktogether.uk/

Lets Get The Banned Back Together - 1 BLOOD FEAST 1963

Let’s Get The Banned Back Together – Episode One – Blood Feast (1963)
We begin our treacherous trawl through DPP’s list of forbidden films and corrupting cassettes with a deep dive into the oldest film on the list. Herschell Gordon Lewis’s BLOOD FEAST.
WHY is humble Miami caterer Fuad Ramses so keen to take on this order for a 18th birthday party? WHO is the killer removing eyes, legs, brains and tongues from nubile Playmate models? And HOW did anyone think this 67-minutes of gory, titillating, cannibalistic 60’s exploitation guff was going to deprave the British public?
Comedian, novelist and pub quiz host Richard Asplin takes you kill by kill through a spoilerific romp across Miami in the first episode of this exploration into all the horror movies your government, your teachers and your parents NEVER wanted you to see!
Press play…if you dare…
Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has written for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.
https://letsgetthebannedbacktogether.uk/

Lets Get The Banned Back Together - Teaser Trailer

Let’s Get The Banned Back Together – Teaser Trailer!
Why did 72 of the goriest, most gruesome and grotesque horror movies suddenly…disappear? How did cult shockers, slashers and horrors go from “available now!” to renters and owners winding up in UK prisons? And what happened in the early 80s that got priests, parents and politicians on the march to “Ban This Filth!”
But more importantly…where can I get these movies?!
Comedian, novelist and pub quiz host Richard Asplin introduces your new favourite film podcast. All the horror movies your government, your teachers and your parents NEVER wanted you to see!
Rewatched, reviewed and reevaluated. With more spoilers, splatter, shock and silliness than should be allowed! Press play…if you dare…
Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has written for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph as well as appearing on 5 Live & LBC.
https://letsgetthebannedbacktogether.uk/